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1930年代,小云、小红(周璇)姐妹被人骗到上海卖给琴师和妓院老鸨夫妇,小云被迫做了暗娼,小红年纪尚小,又天生有一副好嗓子,便随琴师去茶楼终日卖唱。姐妹两人住在贫民窟,在她们对面,住的分别是报贩老王和吹鼓手陈少平(赵丹)。因为闲来无事时陈少平常同小红对窗玩闹,两人渐生感情。 小红卖唱时被流氓古成龙缠上,对方欲强霸她为妾,小红找陈少平商量对策,两人本想借助律师将正义伸张,不想律师双眼只认钱,无奈之下只得逃走,而这一过程中,老王对小云由怜生爱,可是小云却因自卑不敢正视。琴师偶知陈少平与小红下落,放风给古成龙,古成龙赶到小红住处时,屋里只有她和小云,两人生命危在旦夕。
公元22世纪,因为人口过度膨胀、过度开发、环境极度恶化、食物也消耗殆尽。人类想要存活下去,就必须要到宇宙中去寻找新的可以栖身的星球。因此制造了一艘当时最先进的太空飞船,去考察发现的一颗可能适宜人类生存的星球。罗伯逊(威廉·赫特 William Hurt 饰)一家被选中担负起了这次探索使命,他们将用10年的时间前往阿尔法星球。可是,这次担负起全人类命运的任务却有反对的声音,部分邪恶势力妄图阻止这次任务。所以,当罗伯逊一家驾驶太空船刚进入太空的预定轨道时,反对派史密斯博士暗中进行破坏,导致飞船脱离的正常的轨道迫降到了一颗不知名的星球上。飞船上邪恶势力的阻挠,不知名星球上的种种危机,如何才能重新设定新的航线……各种问题困惑着罗伯逊一家,他们真的就此迷失太空,无法到达目的地了吗?人类的命运将何去何从?
Ayşe, Ali, Mehmet and Zeynep are middle-class millennials struggling to make ends meet in Istanbul. Either still living with their parents or hardly getting by without help from their families, they are all beset by similar woes: money crunch, joblessness, social isolation. In view of the world’s horrors that Zeynep enumerates in her diary entries, these are minor problems, ‘slight disasters’, but they are all-consuming, at least to the extent of making them cry in the still of the night. However, Umut Subasi’s first feature, Almost Entirely a Slight Disaster, is not a melodrama. With an appealingly light touch, it diagnoses the malaise of a generation that has run up against a dead end, one whose future prospects are indistinguishable from a game of chance. This is a world where astrology, the lottery and online personality tests compete with visa and job applications as life-shaping elements. Fittingly, the film is structured around chance and coincidence, with its handful of characters encountering each other in every permutation, as though there were no world outside this small social bubble. With self-aware, frontal framing that pins characters to their surroundings and a counterintuitive musical score that turns pathos into humour, Subasi offers a social-media movie without social media, one whose characters are united in their double lives and frustrated desires. 源自:https://iffr.com/en/iffr/2023/films/almost-entirely-a-slight-disaster
When a baby boy shows up on their doorstep days before Christmas with a note written specially for them, Erin (Liebert) and Kelly (Barrell) must learn how to navigate their new relationship and career dynamics while unexpectedly caring for a newborn. As the couple spends more time with the baby as a temporary solution until he can be placed permanently or they can find his mother, they begin to realize that they want to adopt him themselves and go about navigating the complicated world of fostering to adopt all while their business is booming at the busiest time of the year, Christmas. Starring Ali Liebert, Katherine Barrell and Barbara Niven.
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天天不务正业!
这剧情也要拖啊?一分钟不到就没了这么短我就弃坑了
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这杯子真时尚[:a滑稽:]
看到现在还在准备拼刺刀的剧情,很难想象小说后期互射核弹的场面
花完剩下点卷就卸载,跟我有同样想法的扣1
哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了,我都有点想把从宁焱刚出场到现如今的表情做成一个表情包合集了