我叔叔的女人

唐载初年，位于郊外校场倒塌的通天浮屠残骸一夜之间复活。天空中一条火龙照亮夜空，并喷射火球摧毁了整个校场，死伤无数。随后通天浮屠也燃起大火，化为灰烬。而异族鬼道在城外叫嚣，只有武则天效仿大佛自焚，天下才可免受灾难。城中内外人心惶惶，狄仁杰奉命彻查此案，却遇到了与自己有过节的大理寺少卿裴东升。二人不打不相识，被迫一起调查此案。面对外敌的入侵，队友的不信任，狄仁杰决心背水一战，势要查明案件的真相。

　　In the British countryside, the Harver family head out on an idyllic summer camping trip where they can bury past tensions and enjoy some family bonding. But when their camp is sabotaged by an unseen intruder in the night, they head to the nearby creepy old farm desperate for help, where vengeful farmer Hunt Hansen and his hideously deformed son aren't farming animals... Caged and waiting for their limbs to be severed, cooked and eaten one at a time, the Harver family must overcome their differences and unite in order to escape alive!

 时长半小时的短片。故事是发生在TV版中途的番外篇，突出两位女主角的位置，并附带“歌姬”设定……主题曲延用TV版前半部的OP（但收录进剧场版时被取消）。